Posted by TyroneTanic (Gold Member) (Ranked 7 on Scrabble (GameSpy) Ladder) on September 14, 2013 at 08:04:05 PDT:
1. The last time I asked for a game she said, "I can't stay. My dog has diarrhea." Have you EVER heard such a lame excuse?
2. I haven't seen her in a gown since the last formal.