Re: a laugh to start your day, enjoy~!

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: HUN, WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT MY LIFE... NOT NICE...lol : XOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOX : F A U X M A N : : : GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER : : 1. Sag, you're It. : : 2. Hide and go pee. : : 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. : : 4. Kick the bucket : : 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. : : 6. Musical recliners. : : 7. Simon says something incoherent. : : 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. : : : : SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: : : 1. You sell your home heating at a yard sale. : : 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. : : 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. : : OLD IS WHEN: : : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. : : 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. : : : : 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. : : 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. : : 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! : : Thoughts for the weekend : : Someone admires your alligator shoes and you are barefoot. : : : : Your husband says: 'hey, let's go upstairs and make love.' And you reply: 'pick one, I cannot do both.' : : I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! : : When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." : : Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? : : Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. : : My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. : : Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. : : If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour! : : Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. : : But Most Of All, Remember ! : : A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart : : have a great day~! : : Tunes

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