(Ranked 27 on Backgammon (PlaySite) Ladder) on August 08, 2005 at 09:01:39:
Posted by LQQKababy (LadderOp) (Ranked 27 on Backgammon (PlaySite) Ladder) on August 08, 2005 at 09:01:39:
In Reply to: The Whys of Men.... posted by Nascar24Grl (Platinum) on August 08, 2005 at 08:03:48:
: The Why's of Men
: 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? - because they are plugged into a genius.
: 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? - they don't have enough time.
: 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? - they don't stop to ask directions.
: 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? - because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock.
: (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
: 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? - so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
: 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? - you need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
: 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? - don't know.....it's never happened.
: (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
: And my personal favorite:
: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? - because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
: WE LOVE YA GUYS!!
: NAS
: XOXOX