Re: Arizona...ok......

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: FIRST OF ALL, I TOLD YOU SUNNY CALIF. IS DA PLACE TO BE... ;-}~ NOT ARIXONA... WOMEN, THEY NEVER LISTEN... : LOVE DA FAUX : XOXOXOXOXOXO : : Just moved to Arizona! Now this is a state that knows how to : : live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is : : beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. : : : : June 14th: : : Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an : : air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure : : to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. : : June 30th: : : Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of : : cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. : : Another scorcher today, but I love it here. : : July 10th: : : The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get : : used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But : : getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. : : July 15th: : : Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% : : of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned : : my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. : : July 20th: : : I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this : : morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and : : swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. : : The car now smells like Kibbles and #!*^s. I learned my lesson though. : : No more pets in this heat. Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again. : : July 25th: : : The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And : : it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC : : repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order : : parts. : : July 30th: : : Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house : : and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come : : here? : : Aug. 4th: : : It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today It : : cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state. : : Aug. 8th: : : If another wise #*^cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to : : strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is : : boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!! : : Aug. 9th: : : Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat : : on the seats in the car, I thought my #*^was on fire. My skin melted to : : the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs : : and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat. : : Aug 10th: : : The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and : : sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do #!*^ for 2 : : damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. : : Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so : : my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus : : can't live in this damn heat. : : Aug. 14th: : : Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead. : : Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. : : The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" : : My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking : : Arizona.What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?? : : : : : : Will write later to let you know how the trial goes<P><font size=2>[Post automatically censored for profanity]</font>

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