Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

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Posted by Pbertuzzi (Ranked on Blocktionary (Playlink) Ladder) on November 18, 2001 at 12:18:10:

In Reply to: JOKE OF THE WEEK posted by Dementia (Gold Member) on November 16, 2001 at 23:55:32:

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: BLONDE COOK BOOK

: MONDAY:
: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.
: The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

: TUESDAY:
: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

: WEDNESDAY:
: A good day for rice.. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

: THURSDAY:
: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

: FRIDAY:
: I found an easy recipe for cookies.. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

: SATURDAY:
: Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

: SUNDAY:
: Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
: to my disappointment.

: GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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: : : : : : BLONDE COOK BOOK : : MONDAY: : : It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. : : The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. : : TUESDAY: : : Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. : : WEDNESDAY: : : A good day for rice.. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. : : THURSDAY: : : Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. : : FRIDAY: : : I found an easy recipe for cookies.. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. : : SATURDAY: : : Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. : : SUNDAY: : : Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much : : to my disappointment. : : GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. : : This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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