> 1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. 2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. 5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. 6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. 9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. 10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. 11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope. 12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. 13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. 15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. 16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). 18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. 19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. 21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. 23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. 24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. 25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. 26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. 28-A list you are reading skips from #26 to #28. ( I added that one myself just to see if you were paying attention LOL)
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY
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