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Posted by newfiemaster (Ranked 19 on Gin (IPlay) Ladder) on June 12, 2003 at 21:16:06:

Offender : You!

Date: Wednesday, June 11, 2003
Offense #15240095: Sitting in front of the computer FAR TOO LONG!

Details of Offense:

During our routine check of the Internet, we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer for WAY TOO LONG!

You are hereby ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of an hour, you may log back on to the Internet.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

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: : Offender : You! : Date: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 : Offense #15240095: Sitting in front of the computer FAR TOO LONG! : Details of Offense: : During our routine check of the Internet, we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer for WAY TOO LONG! : You are hereby ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of an hour, you may log back on to the Internet. : Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

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