THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

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Posted by roperrhino (Gold Member) (Ranked 61 on Backgammon (Games.com) Ladder) on March 13, 2005 at 16:06:55:

BIRDS AND THE BEES

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the
child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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: BIRDS AND THE BEES : A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. : "I don't want to know!" the : child said, bursting into tears. : "Promise me you won't tell me!" : Confused, the father asked what was wrong. : The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech." : At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech." : When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech." : "If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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