LIFE SAVERS

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Posted by roperrhino (Gold Member) (Ranked 56 on Backgammon (Games.com) Ladder) on March 08, 2005 at 17:42:42:

>>> LIFE SAVERS
>>>
>>>
>>> A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of
>>> first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
>>>
>>> The children began to say:
>>>
>>> "Red............cherry,"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Green..........lime,"
>>>
>>>
>>> "Orange........orange."
>>>
>>> Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
>>>
>>> After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify
>>> the taste.
>>>
>>> "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
>>> sometimes call your father."
>>>
>>> One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
>>>
>>> "Oh My God!!!! They're @ssholes!"

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: >>> LIFE SAVERS : >>> : >>> : >>> A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of : >>> first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. : >>> : >>> The children began to say: : >>> : >>> "Red............cherry," : >>> : >>> : >>> "Yellow.........lemon," : >>> : >>> : >>> "Green..........lime," : >>> : >>> : >>> "Orange........orange." : >>> : >>> Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. : >>> : >>> After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify : >>> the taste. : >>> : >>> "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may : >>> sometimes call your father." : >>> : >>> One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: : >>> : >>> "Oh My God!!!! They're @ssholes!"

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