Compliments of Lyricist VoodooMaestro

Compliments of Lyricist VoodooMaestro


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Posted by Giovannaxo (LeadOp) (Ranked 22 on Backgammon (WorldPlay) Ladder) on November 25, 2002 at 13:58:36:

Dew de dum... Hmmm....
Well, I guess if yer on a losin' streak, they ain't much ya ken do about it
cept'n wait till it goes away. But if ya's insist on baskin' in yer misery,
then here's a little song to help pass da time till ya win a game:
(the melody wuz stole' from a Broadway play)

"These Impossible Dice" (AKA "The Giovanna Song")

To roll...... these impossible dice
To lose.... these un-winable games
And not... even rolling a double
Oh my..... will I go down in flames?

I just...... want to cover my pips
I feel..... like I'm out of the race
I try....... every day in the Pip room
I can't... seem to get anyplace

I'm tellin' you heyyyyyy...
Well what can I say....??
I'm stuck in a quagmire
There isn't a way
For winning a match..... or not even a game
I keep telling you all, every match will turn out just the same

I don't know... how the dice gods could play... such a cruel dirty trick
I must win... just one round any way... or I know I'll be sick

And if I... only win just one match
Then I know.... I can get back on track
And from there... I can climb up the ladder
Yes I'll.... get my ladder-rung back

(final verse is a repeat of the previous)





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