lol......yeah Poor Bob (n/t)

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Posted by Bro_Terry (TD Manager) (Ranked 3 on Pool (Case's Online) Ladder) on September 30, 2008 at 15:57:50:

In Reply to: Poor Bob posted by mojophone on September 20, 2008 at 03:24:12:

: Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

: His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

: The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

: His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

: 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

: When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

: His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

: 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

: I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

: A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

: 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

: Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

: Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

: Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

: Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

: She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

: The cabby turns around and says,

: 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real ^@*!# this time.'

:
: BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

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: : Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. : : His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. : : The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' : : His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. : : 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league. : : When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. : : His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' : : 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. : : I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' : : A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, : : 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' : : Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. : : Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. : : Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. : : Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it . : : She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. : : The cabby turns around and says, : : 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real ^@*!# this time.' : : : : BOB's funeral will be on Friday.<P><font size=2>[Post automatically censored for profanity]</font>

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