Posted by buxydragon () (Ranked 5 on Backgammon (Case's Online) Ladder) on July 13, 2005 at 00:21:51:
In Reply to: you're going to love this one lol posted by Tunes on July 11, 2005 at 15:04:12:
: Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
: >>
: >>From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true
: >>story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
: >>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
: >>tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
: >>so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
: >>car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After
: >>what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
: >>managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few
: >>minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
: >>Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a
: >>fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn
: >>and then switched on the lights.
: >>He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
: >>remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
: >>At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
: >>the road.
: >>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
: >>up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
: >>over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the
: >>breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol
: >>at all!
: >>Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
: >>the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken."
: >>"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
: Lmao ~ Tunes ~ TD