you're going to love this one lol

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: Only an Aussie could pull this one off! : >> : >>From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true : >>story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. : >>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood : >>tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar : >>so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the : >>car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After : >>what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man : >>managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few : >>minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. : >>Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a : >>fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn : >>and then switched on the lights. : >>He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then : >>remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. : >>At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down : >>the road. : >>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started : >>up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man : >>over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the : >>breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol : >>at all! : >>Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to : >>the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken." : >>"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". : Lmao ~ Tunes ~ TD

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