When I Become Top Ten

When I Become Top Ten


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Posted by zappa (Ranked 69 on BGL BackGammon Lovers (Safe Harbor Games) Ladder) on December 17, 2011 at 10:26:59:


One day when i become Top Ten.
I'll say the big word..
I'm king of the world..

I'll not play much
but I'll be in touch
Cause I'll start a new hobby.
making fights in the lobby.

I'll have a sh*t list
and start using my fist
I'll have excuses not to play
cause this is the Top Ten way.

To those who i'll invite.i'll just
say "This is my last game for today".
"Will not play you any longer
Cause you are a rank monger"
I don't like your ladder name
"Your not in the hall of fame"

I will install ICQ
and make a gang with very few
I will only play my friends
with whom chatting neverb ends
Free wins will exchange
and top ten will never change
I'll report from another account
to insure my losses do not mount.

If you attack me i'll just say LOL
as if you are hitting the wall
If you accuse me i'll deny
and act innocently and ask you Why!

I'll attack your personal life
your lousy character and your wife
The way you walk
the way you talk
You'll regret you ever attacked
Did you forget that i am Backed!

Sooner or later you'll stop all your craps
and all your lies will collapse
you'll be kicked out of cases
Than you'll see the happy faces

when you leaveb Ladder is mine
and everything will be just fine
will celebrate and drink wine
same top ten from 2009

Probably you'll be back with another name
but to be sure ,you'll face the same
because as you know, even then
I'll surely still be
A Top Ten!



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