Posted by jordan18790 () (Ranked 18 on Wild Zone Singles (Yahoo) Ladder) on January 26, 2012 at 14:54:02 PST:
My nieghbor
She\'s single. She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and
up my driveway.
She knocked on my door. I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, \"I just got home, and
I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make
love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?\"
I immediately replied, \"Nope, I\'m free... I have
no plans at all!\"
Then she said, \"Good! In that case, could
you watch my dog?\"
MAN... IT\'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!