Re: BTW

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Posted by susan912 (Gold Member)

(Ranked 28 on Scrabble 2 (Zone) Ladder) on July 28, 2002 at 20:05:09:

In Reply to: BTW posted by RapierDuck (Gold Member) on July 15, 2002 at 04:06:22:

: There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
: >you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all
: >have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
: >
: >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
: >approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
: >seeing the doctor for today?"
: >
: >"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
: >
: >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
: >crowded office and say things like that."
: >
: >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
: >
: >The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some ebarrassment in
: >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
: >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
: >doctor ! in private."
: >
: >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
: >receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
: >
: >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
: >
: >The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
: >advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
: >
: >"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.

duckie my mother was a nurse b4 she retired and my dad a doc mom got her just desserts she asked a portuguese sailor to repeat what he whispered and he said very loudly in the emergency room waiting area I THINK I HAVE VD, my mother was very embarrassed. my dad was talking to a male patient who was very overweight and had a wife who was very deaf. he told the patient he really needed to lose weight . when the deaf wife asked w what did the doc say. the husband whispered to her he says i need to lose weight. With that the wife proclaimed loudly "sure the doctors fat too""" my dad said it sure put him in his place

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: : There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists : : >you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all : : >have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it. : : > : : >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he : : >approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you : : >seeing the doctor for today?" : : > : : >"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. : : > : : >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a : : >crowded office and say things like that." : : > : : >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. : : > : : >The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some ebarrassment in : : >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong : : >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the : : >doctor ! in private." : : > : : >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The : : >receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" : : > : : >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. : : > : : >The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her : : >advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" : : > : : >"I can't pee out of it," the man replied. : duckie my mother was a nurse b4 she retired and my dad a doc mom got her just desserts she asked a portuguese sailor to repeat what he whispered and he said very loudly in the emergency room waiting area I THINK I HAVE VD, my mother was very embarrassed. my dad was talking to a male patient who was very overweight and had a wife who was very deaf. he told the patient he really needed to lose weight . when the deaf wife asked w what did the doc say. the husband whispered to her he says i need to lose weight. With that the wife proclaimed loudly "sure the doctors fat too""" my dad said it sure put him in his place

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