(Ranked 171 on Scrabble 2 (Zone) Ladder) on July 15, 2002 at 04:06:22:
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
>you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all
>have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
>
>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
>approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the doctor for today?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
>
>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
>crowded office and say things like that."
>
>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
>
>The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some ebarrassment in
>this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
>with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
>doctor ! in private."
>
>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The
>receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>
>"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
>advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
>
>"I can't pee out of it," the man replied.