Posted by dirty_harold (Ranked 333 on LinksLS 2003 Pro (Zone) Ladder) on August 04, 2004 at 07:11:00:
In Reply to: Re: "CELLULITE's Preconceptions!" posted by SKorch99 on August 03, 2004 at 12:15:35:
Oh gawd I know I will regret this but....ME TOO....In fact, I have a copy of the chat logs from your drunken rampage thru my ego last Friday night, posted on my site...wait....It's on your site....no wait....I sent it to Dudley Dooright who told me he would take care of it as soon as he untied Nell from the rail road tracks, again........Has he got with you yet??
And Joey...In the spirit of conserving our natural resources, I am gonna attach my next joke entry into your contest here instead of making a separate post to save on forum space…
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch of the nursing home, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"