Posted by renegade (Ranked 15 on LinksLS 2000 Pro (DirectIP) Ladder) on September 13, 2006 at 19:38:51:
The marshall at a small town golf course is on duty and sees a blonde golfer coming out of the woods. The fellow is heading to the fairway in front of the 16th green with nothing on but his hat, golf glove and shoes, carrying his loft wedge. So the golfer gets arrested for indecent exposure.
As he is being locked him up, he is asked "Why in the world are you dressed like this and carrying your loft wedge?"
The golfer says "Well it's like this...I stopped to get something to drink and this pretty little redhead asked me to go out to the woods with her... so I did.
We go into the trees, behind some bushes and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets down on the grass and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now get on it golfer... "
And here I am...it was going to be an easy chip too".
See...blonde men do exist!!!!!!!