Posted by XavierX4 (Ranked 10 on LinksLS 2000 Pro (DirectIP) Ladder) on December 07, 2006 at 02:30:57:
A chap was sitting in the pub with his dog next to an open fire. A man walks up to him and says "nice dog,does he do anything?" "Oh yes" said the chap with the dog,"he's an IRONMONGER!" "An IRONMONGER?" said the man..."I just dont believe it!" "Do you want me to prove it to you?" said the chap... "Yes" said the man!! so the chap got a red hot poker from the fire,pushed it up the dogs backside...and the dog made a bolt for the door!!!