Posted by Manila™s Gem™ (Ranked 13 on 3D Ultra Cool Pool 9 Ball (WON) Ladder) on July 04, 2006 at 21:43:13:
ITALIAN MACHO
A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was
relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed
to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her
back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they
retired to his bedroom where he rattled her
senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a
smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there
were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and,
again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast
him, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the
last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into
her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You
finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in
his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
LOL, ENJOY CHRIS!
Prince