Posted by Prince of SLOP (Ranked 20 on 3D Ultra Cool Pool 9 Ball (WON) Ladder) on January 20, 2006 at 18:46:11:
Plastic surgery
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that
she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they
were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she
insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
Surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found
three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought
I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me
in the surgery and empathized because she had had
the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."