In Reply to: IMPORTANT MESSAGE PLEASE READ !!! posted by sscooby on August 21, 2000 at 01:59:58:
: I have hacked into wons backgammon program and I have seen to it that you will continue to get more double sixes than is humanly possible unless you agree to meet my demands.
: 1. send me ladder bux...im running low
: 2. somebody make it easier to get into the site..this backdoor thing is becoming a pain, and nothing against the french, but im not gonna keep useing the foreign servers !!!
: 3. 1 person in the top ten MUST play me everyday, or when I ask. you may decide among yourselves who this will be, but they must have a rating of 1100 or lower.
: 4. I want a bowl of pretzels or some chips on the tables. Im sick of sitting there waiting for players that have a 10 minute lag, and not having anything to munch on.
: 5. All female td's must now where a won.net sponsored tank top while tding. I have designed these myself. I am aware that they are 3 sizes to small. Please do not complain.
: 6. See demand 1 ... I really need some bux.
: As soon as all my demands are met I will return the "random" dice generating program to a state that is closer to what "random" dice generation looks like ON EARTH. Thanks for taking the time to read my demands. And if you think im being serious, then I will be more than happy to send you some of the ladder bux that I should have pouring in, and you can buy yourself a sense of humor.
: Cya in the tourneys,
: Scooby =)
OMG!!! I hope your happy now scooby!!!!
You have just made me pee my pants!!
ROFLMAO
Now I Have a request:
#7. All Woman on this site that are in the top 10 should have a Maid sent to the house to clean,cook and do the laundry while we can be available to play backgammon and scooby everday!!!
ROFLMAO good one scooby and thanks for the laugh!!!!