Posted by DANTENDO (Ranked 1 on Tiger Woods 2005 (EASports) Ladder) on August 16, 2005 at 09:29:55:
In Reply to: Re: KING NEW FORMAT TO BRING EXCITIN NEW GAMEPLAY posted by Bert on August 15, 2005 at 21:01:57:
: : : : : THIS FORMAT WIL CUT OUT THE LUCKY CHIPPERS LO NOT RIGHT PLAYER IN ROUGH A LOT AND CHIPIN IN FOR BIRD 90 PERCENT OF TIME - I ADMIT CERTAIN AMMOUNT OF SKIL IN CHIPIN BUT MAJORITY OF PLAYERS JUST HAMMER IN - DES BOGEY IF ASK ME - SO WAY ROUND THIS IS THIS KING FORMAT THT NEEDS SUM1 LIKE ME OR GIZ TO DO THE PAPERWORK LO - SCORES R REWARDED BY APPROACH SHOTS ON GREEN - FOR EXAMPLE IF 2ND ON PAR 4 IS 15 FEET AWAY YR SCORE IS PLUS 15 AND SO ON - SAME AS PAR 3 WHER T SHOT LANDS IS WAT YR SCORE FOR HOLE WIL B - FOR PAR 5S - IF 2ND SHOT ON GREEN - U OBTAIN MINUS SCORE - SCORES AS FOLOW - WITIHN 10 FEET MINUS 40 WITHIN 20 FEET MINUS 20 ANY OTHER MINUS 10 - IF NOT ON GREEN IN 2 AND ON IN 3 SCORE AS NORMAL - ANY HOLED APPROACH SHOTS MINUS 60 - NOW IF NOT ON GREEN ON APPROACH SHOT U AUTOMATICALY GET PLUS 50 - IF ON GREEN BUT MOR THAN 50 FEET AWAY AUTOMATICALY PLUS 50 - ALSO END OF ROUND SCORE IS ADDED - LOWEST TOTAL WINS GAME - THIS FORMAT IS SO FUN TO PLAY JUST NEED LIKES OF ME OR GIZ TO DO THE PAPERWORK DURIN ROUND - OTHERS CAN ALSO WRITE DOWN TO C WAT CURRENT SCORES R - UL B SURPRIZED HOW ENTERTAININ THIS FORMAT IS - MAY LOOK COMPLEX BUT LIKES OF ME AROUND SO EASY LO THIS FORMAT WIL REWARD THE TARGET PLAYERS LO ALSO PLAYERS WHO R NOT UPTO DATE WITH CURRENT DOWNLOADS WIL NOT B ALLOWED TO PIC A CORSE IN OUR GAMES - DANTENDO
: : : : RE FINAL SCORES - AS FOLLOWS - 9 UNDER EQUALS MINUS 90 8 EQUALS MINUS 80 AND SO ON - 1 OVA EQUALS PLUS 10 ETC
: : : And next week boys and girls.....some characters from Sesame Street will appear here and promote RIF...reading is fun. If anyone has a clue as to what this genius just posted..please translate.
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: : Im from sesame street, and i remember this dantendo guy, Oscar kicked him out of the garbage can because he smelled to bad. Also, he was kicked off the show due to his over bite becomeing bigger then grovers. LO..what is LO? We tried to teach him to spell, but he is really unteachable. 3-2-1 Contact was going to take him, they like people with handicaps, but ol Dan went back to his closet and proceeded to make loud grunts and sounds of goats and other farm animals, we assumed he was learning again. Sure did alot of learning in the closet.
: Big Bird was absoluty right. Before i had ernie, i had dantendo. Things were great for a while..until he started speaking. Nobody knew what he was saying, and he kept having this little "Duh" look on his face. The non-stop uncontrolled drooling was kinda sick to see also. Dan needed that special kind of help that sesame street could not provide. We at Sesame street, provide for kids age 1-5, and Dan mental state at the age of 7 was under a new borns. I had to kick dan out, he was always rubbing on the furniture and ran out of newspaper to put on the floor for his "bobo accidents". When dan seen his replacement, Ernie, he started to cry out...."LO....LO....booohoo.....LO..." no one knew what do make of those words. We sent Dan to a specialist. The specialist has dealt with others with success like the Elephant man. Dan currently is enjoying life at the center for disformed and ugly people. Ernie has been with us since.
: Bert
THT ALL U LOT CAN SAY - QUOTES FROM KIDS PROG LMFAO- JSUT GOS TO SHOW CANT COMPETE WITH THE MEN LO IVE CREATED A FORMAT THT MAKES GAME 100 PERCENT BETTER THAN ANY OF EA FORMATS LO - I AM THE CREATER LO EVEN CHINGU MOST RESPECTED DESIGNER IN WOODS SAYS GOD FORMAT LO - TALK TO ME WEN UVE FIN THE LAST EPISODE OF YR DVD SET LO SPEAKIN OF KIDS PROG GO LISTEN TO BALAMORY THEME TUNE MAKES SESAME STREET LOOK A £$%£$%£ LO - DANTENDO