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Posted by warlord_dale (Ranked on Team Cribbage (GameDesire) Ladder) on October 15, 2006 at 15:47:59:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him saying hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

He says "Do you know me?"; to which she replies,"I think that you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my God are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my #*^with a wet celery and then stuck a corrot up my butt?"

She replied, "no, I'm your son's math teacher!"

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: : : : A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him saying hello. : He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. : He says "Do you know me?"; to which she replies,"I think that you're the father of one of my kids." : Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "my God are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my #*^with a wet celery and then stuck a corrot up my butt?" : She replied, "no, I'm your son's math teacher!" : <P><font size=2>[Post automatically censored for profanity]</font>

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