Posted by FauxMan (Platinum) (Ranked 6 on Backgammon (PlaySite) Ladder) on September 10, 2005 at 23:17:13:
In Reply to: a laugh to start your day, enjoy~! posted by Tunes on September 10, 2005 at 06:56:13:
HUN, WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT MY LIFE... NOT NICE...lol
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F A U X M A N
: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
: 1. Sag, you're It.
: 2. Hide and go pee.
: 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
: 4. Kick the bucket
: 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
: 6. Musical recliners.
: 7. Simon says something incoherent.
: 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
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: SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
: 1. You sell your home heating at a yard sale.
: 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
: 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
: OLD IS WHEN:
: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
: 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
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: 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
: 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
: 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
: Thoughts for the weekend
: Someone admires your alligator shoes and you are barefoot.
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: Your husband says: 'hey, let's go upstairs and make love.' And you reply: 'pick one, I cannot do both.'
: I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
: When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
: Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
: Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
: My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
: Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
: If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
: Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
: But Most Of All, Remember !
: A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart
: have a great day~!
: Tunes