Posted by LQQKababy (LadderOp) (Ranked 19 on Backgammon (PlaySite) Ladder) on August 10, 2005 at 10:31:39:
In Reply to: New Anti Aging Drug posted by 1eyedcobra2 on August 10, 2005 at 09:45:46:
: Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
: Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
: After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
: Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
: "Judging from your skin, twenty;
: your hair, eighteen;
: and your figure, twenty five."
: "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
: "WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
: "I haven't added them up yet!"