Posted by Nascar24Grl (Platinum) (Ranked 3 on Backgammon (PlaySite) Ladder) on August 08, 2005 at 08:03:48:
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? - because they are plugged into a genius.
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? - they don't have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? - they don't stop to ask directions.
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? - because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock.
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? - so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? - you need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? - don't know.....it's never happened.
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? - because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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