Posted by nanadonna116 (Ranked 4 on Cribbage (Pogo) Ladder) on October 23, 2003 at 21:38:31:
What did these tech terms mean 100 years ago?
CHIP: What you step in if you aren't careful in the pasture
MODEM: What you do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys
SOFTWARE: forks and knives
MOUSE: what eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD: The hole where the mouse lives
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER: Notherner talk for "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun
DOUBLE CLICK: When the gun won't fire when you pull the trigger
REBOOT: What you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot that kitty is still outside