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Posted by mongoose_jnco2 (TD Manager) (Ranked 115 on Pinochle (Yahoo) Ladder) on December 10, 2004 at 07:18:40:

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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: A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. : "I can't do that, officer." : "Why not?" : "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." : "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." : "Can't do that either, officer." : "Why not?" : "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." : "Alright, we could get a blood sample." : "Can't do that either, officer." : "Why not?" : "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die." : "Fine then, just walk this white line." : "Can't do that either, officer." : "Why not?" : "Because I'm drunk."

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