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Posted by KaraLynn76 (Gold Member) (Ranked 22 on 9-Ball (Pogo) Ladder) on September 02, 2004 at 18:00:30:

In Reply to: this is dirty LOL posted by mongoose_jnco2 (TD Manager) on September 02, 2004 at 15:43:31:

: I got this from an Op on one of my ladders.

: A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.
: She took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
: blowing through her hair.

: "This is great," she thought as she roared down I-75. She pushed the
: pedal to the metal even more. Then she looked in her rear view mirror
: only to see a highway patrol trooper behind her, blue lights flashing
: and siren blaring.

: "I can get away from him with no problem," she thought as he tromped
: it harder, flying down the road at over 100 mph; then 110, 120 mph.
: Suddenly she thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
: thing." Pulling over to the side of the road she waited for the trooper
: to catch up with her.

: The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the lady.
: "Mam," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 15 minutes
: and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason that I've never
: heard before why you were driving that fast, I'll let it go."

: The woman looked up at the trooper and said, "Years ago my husband ran
: off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing him
: back."

: Tipping his hat the trooper replied, "Mam , have a real nice day."

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: : I got this from an Op on one of my ladders. : : A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. : : She took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind : : blowing through her hair. : : "This is great," she thought as she roared down I-75. She pushed the : : pedal to the metal even more. Then she looked in her rear view mirror : : only to see a highway patrol trooper behind her, blue lights flashing : : and siren blaring. : : "I can get away from him with no problem," she thought as he tromped : : it harder, flying down the road at over 100 mph; then 110, 120 mph. : : Suddenly she thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of : : thing." Pulling over to the side of the road she waited for the trooper : : to catch up with her. : : The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the lady. : : "Mam," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 15 minutes : : and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason that I've never : : heard before why you were driving that fast, I'll let it go." : : The woman looked up at the trooper and said, "Years ago my husband ran : : off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing him : : back." : : Tipping his hat the trooper replied, "Mam , have a real nice day."

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