# 13 is the one that gets to me bad! Especially in my office.

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Posted by Irishpixie (Ranked 46 on Blocktionary (Playlink) Ladder) on November 10, 2001 at 08:59:58:

In Reply to: JOKE OF THE WEEK posted by Dementia (Gold Member) on November 09, 2001 at 22:19:22:

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY

: 1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

: 2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

: 3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

: 4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

: 5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

: 6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

: 7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

: 8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

: 9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

: 10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

: 11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

: 12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

: 13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

: 14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.

: 15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

: 16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

: 17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).

: 18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

: 19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

: 20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

: 21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

: 22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

: 23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

: 24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

: 25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.

: 26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

: 28-A list you are reading skips from #26 to #28. ( I added that one myself just to see if you were paying attention LOL)

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: : <font color= magenta><b>> : : THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY : : 1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. : : 2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. : : 3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. : : 4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. : : 5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. : : 6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. : : 7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. : : 8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. : : 9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. : : 10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. : : 11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope. : : 12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. : : 13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. : : 14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. : : 15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. : : 16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. : : 17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). : : 18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. : : 19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. : : 20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. : : 21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. : : 22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. : : 23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. : : 24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. : : 25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. : : 26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. : : 28-A list you are reading skips from #26 to #28. ( I added that one myself just to see if you were paying attention LOL)

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