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Posted by Dementia (Gold Member) (Ranked 28 on Blocktionary (Playlink) Ladder) on November 09, 2001 at 22:19:22:

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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY

1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.

15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).

18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.

26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.

28-A list you are reading skips from #26 to #28. ( I added that one myself just to see if you were paying attention LOL)

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# 13 is the one that gets to me bad! Especially in my office. Irishpixie 08:59:58 11/10/01 (0)

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: <font color= magenta><b>> : THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY : 1-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. : 2-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. : 3-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. : 4-There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. : 5-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. : 6-It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. : 7-The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. : 8-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. : 9-You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. : 10-You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. : 11-You slice your tongue licking an envelope. : 12-Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. : 13-A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. : 14-There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. : 15-You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. : 16-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. : 17-A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). : 18-You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. : 19-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. : 20-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. : 21-People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. : 22-Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. : 23-You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. : 24-You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. : 25-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. : 26-You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. : 28-A list you are reading skips from #26 to #28. ( I added that one myself just to see if you were paying attention LOL)

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