uhmmm I can't spell anymore... I need block! GOLFERS!!

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Posted by breninab (LadderOp) (Ranked 4 on Blocktionary (Playlink) Ladder) on February 04, 2002 at 21:22:20:

In Reply to: A chuckle for all you golphers! LOL posted by breninab (LadderOp) on February 04, 2002 at 21:06:41:

: Dave and Phil went out to golf. Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

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: Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . . POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?
: "Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
: THEN POOF!....she was gone.
: After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Phil.
: "Phil, where are you?" Phil yells back, "I'm over here, in the @#!*@ willows." Dave yells back.. "Don't swing Phil!!!" "For God's sake, DON'T SWING!!!
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: : Dave and Phil went out to golf. Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. : : : : Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . . POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? : : "Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" : : THEN POOF!....she was gone. : : After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Phil. : : "Phil, where are you?" Phil yells back, "I'm over here, in the @#!*@ willows." Dave yells back.. "Don't swing Phil!!!" "For God's sake, DON'T SWING!!! : : <P><font size=2>[Post automatically censored for profanity]</font>

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