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Posted by MBusLady (Platinum) (Ranked 5 on Canasta (Iplay) Ladder) on February 04, 2002 at 07:58:12:

In Reply to: 12 Step Program posted by ShyEagle on February 04, 2002 at 07:34:55:

: 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

: 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
: my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!

: 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
: do forward an e-mail.

: 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
: Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
: they're supposed to send me.

: 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
: forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!

: 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
: freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
: anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.

: 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
: e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!

: 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
: program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
: someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
: or more people!

: 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
: program in England collecting anything! He did when he
: was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
: and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

: 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
: called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
: if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
: every e-mail we send.

: 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
: colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
: receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
: ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

: 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
: certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
: for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
: Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

: 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
: sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
: that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
: send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
: burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

: Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
: memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
: friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
: constipated for the next three months and all of your
: hair will fall out! 8-)
:

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: : 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... : : 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose : : my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! : : 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I : : do forward an e-mail. : : 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria : : Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate : : they're supposed to send me. : : 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I : : forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! : : 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or : : freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or : : anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people. : : 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an : : e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!! : : 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking : : program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that : : someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 : : or more people! : : 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish : : program in England collecting anything! He did when he : : was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old : : and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS. : : 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress : : called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, : : if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for : : every e-mail we send. : : 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving : : colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will : : receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, : : ZIP, ZERO, NADA!! : : 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to : : certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease : : for every e-mail address I send this to. The American : : Red Cross RECEIVES donations. : : 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into : : sending things by telling me I am not their friend or : : that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to : : send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will : : burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on! : : Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it : : memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your : : friends before the next full moon or you will surely be : : constipated for the next three months and all of your : : hair will fall out! 8-) : :

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