12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e- mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ... NEVER--EVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that,
if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for
every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE,
ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out! 8-)