A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The
father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
field." A few minutes later, the father heard a blood-curdling
scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father
asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered
across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my
neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and
said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?....... I
guess I just panicked."