Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ:
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever
cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are
somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but
think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it
make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it
(e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to
get any real work done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit
information vital to the survival of the species. Some
people still think that's the only thing it should be
used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of
the time.
4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can
spread viruses.
3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more
and more difficult to think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than
its actual size and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get
you into a lot of trouble.