In Reply to: #HEHEHE posted by BoilerD331 (Gold Member) on September 02, 2001 at 06:49:13:
It's true! It's true! I cannot resist his charms and romantic ways!
: HarryJersey asked Getsumathis2u one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy every day?"
: Getsumathis2u replied, "That's because I make love to Baby2uhoney every morning before work."
: Amazed HarryJersey asked him how he gets Baby2uhoney to make love to hime every morning.
: "Thats easy," Getsumathis2u said, "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love 2u!"
: HarryJersey was like, "Man you are so damn sentimental and #!*^....." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try, so he spent the rest of the day thinking up a poem for his lady.
: The next day HarryJersey shows up with 2 bruised eyes, a broken nose and a fat lip. Getsumathis2u asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
: HarryJersey said "I don't know. I tried your advice thats all. I told her a poem and she freaked."
: Getsumathis2u said, "What poem did you tell her?"
: HarryJersey recited, "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat #*^over, I'd do you like a dog."
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