HarryJersey asked Getsumathis2u one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy every day?"
Getsumathis2u replied, "That's because I make love to Baby2uhoney every morning before work."
Amazed HarryJersey asked him how he gets Baby2uhoney to make love to hime every morning.
"Thats easy," Getsumathis2u said, "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love 2u!"
HarryJersey was like, "Man you are so damn sentimental and #!*^....." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try, so he spent the rest of the day thinking up a poem for his lady.
The next day HarryJersey shows up with 2 bruised eyes, a broken nose and a fat lip. Getsumathis2u asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
HarryJersey said "I don't know. I tried your advice thats all. I told her a poem and she freaked."
Getsumathis2u said, "What poem did you tell her?"
HarryJersey recited, "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat #*^over, I'd do you like a dog."
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