Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a head stone that reads,
Here Lies My Wife - Cold as ever."
"Yeah" she replies,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."
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[Credit to Scott MacLeod for joke post]