Posted by AKAkopa (Ranked 1 on Cribbage (The Gamer Shack) Ladder) on December 30, 2006 at 15:59:22:
In Reply to: Re: Trojan Flooder posted by AKAkopa on December 30, 2006 at 08:50:36:
This was sent to me today and for SOME reason I can't resist posting it!
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and
she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked,
if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It
was empty.
She said," "Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these
excite you?"
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well , come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on
her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold
back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I
sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.
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