In Reply to: OMG.......PPL posted by atesthooka (LadderOp) on October 21, 2002 at 22:31:26:
Nice, but I like this one...
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon-Jinn
Could talk the federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response it didn't thrill us,
They locked the door and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas,
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nas.
We took a bongo from the scene
And went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
(Chrous)
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry
He left his home, kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the force they say.
Ahh do you you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday.
Well I know he built C3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two.
He was a pre-pubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy.
We started singin'...
(Chorus)
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi council we knew would want
Too see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy.
Oh the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the force?
They interviewed the kid,
Oh training, they forbid.
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy."
He was singing...
(Chorus)
We caught a ride back to Naboo
Because Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would have liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day.
And in the end some Gungans died,
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried,
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle driods were broken.
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast,
Well I'm still here and he's a ghost,
I guess I'll train this boy...
And I was singing...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry.
He left his home, kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
(Repeat Chorus)