Dear Ladder -
After thorough research, here is the skinny on our charming friend Vinnie.
Profile:
1) C or D student in math throughout school
2) Signed up to become official member of the cases ladder rules committee (What a freaking joke!! Don't you need to be good in arithmetic to be eligible? I guess the pay is commensurate with the qualifications needed!"
3) Beaten severely as a child, resulting in his penchant to try to beat people up with his caustic, in-your-face postings that are teeming with cliches and unoriginal thought.
4) Formed little clubs with the children in his neighborhood. Perfect background to monitor behavior of cliques in cases eaback backgammon ladder. Snip: "Say, what's up fart?"...Fart: "Oh, not much, sweetie. #smooch!!"
5) Favorite phrase as a child, " I'm bored Mommy!" Mom: "Dad, get the whip again...that will cure his boredom!" Fart: "Noooooooo!...I am not bored anymore, honest!"
Vinnie, you are truly pathetic!
#muhahahahaha
LexLuthern507