In Reply to: Somehow I thought of you Whoofartd :o) posted by Giovannaxo (LadderOp) on October 22, 2002 at 19:47:55:
: The cold season is upon us, so be careful what you take!!!!
: Read and heed:
: The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
: the wall. The owner asks his clerk "What's with that guy over there leaning
: against the wall?"
: The clerk replies "Well, he came in here this morning to get something
: for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
: bottle of laxative."
: The owner is shocked. "Oh! My Gosh! You can't treat a cough with a bottle
: of laxatives!"
: The clerk, "Of course you can! Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"