Maybe this will liven up the place

Maybe this will liven up the place


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Posted by ChocKiss1 () (Ranked on Team Pinochle (Yahoo) Ladder) on February 14, 2008 at 13:49:04:

In Reply to: Ya'll are boring!!! posted by alphateam () on February 05, 2008 at 18:22:51:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting Something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.





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