Posted by mojophone (Ranked 6 on Pool (Case's Online) Ladder) on September 10, 2008 at 07:15:22:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some
olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it
whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table
whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats
everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the
cue ball and stuff. "He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey sta rts running around the bar again. While the
man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the
bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then
the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out,
and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
now? He asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino
cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the
bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he
measures everything first."