I wonder if that was my cousin Stephen..... (nt)

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Posted by buxydragon () (Ranked 5 on Backgammon (Case's Online) Ladder) on July 13, 2005 at 00:21:51:

In Reply to: you're going to love this one lol posted by Tunes on July 11, 2005 at 15:04:12:

: Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

: >>

: >>From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true

: >>story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

: >>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood

: >>tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar

: >>so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the

: >>car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After

: >>what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man

: >>managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few

: >>minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

: >>Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a

: >>fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn

: >>and then switched on the lights.

: >>He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then

: >>remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

: >>At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down

: >>the road.

: >>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started

: >>up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man

: >>over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the

: >>breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol

: >>at all!

: >>Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to

: >>the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken."

: >>"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

: Lmao ~ Tunes ~ TD

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: : Only an Aussie could pull this one off! : : >> : : >>From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true : : >>story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. : : >>Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood : : >>tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar : : >>so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the : : >>car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After : : >>what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man : : >>managed to find his car which he fell into.He was there for a few : : >>minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. : : >>Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and off (it was a : : >>fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn : : >>and then switched on the lights. : : >>He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then : : >>remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. : : >>At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down : : >>the road. : : >>The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started : : >>up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man : : >>over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the : : >>breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol : : >>at all! : : >>Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to : : >>the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken." : : >>"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". : : Lmao ~ Tunes ~ TD

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