Posted by funkzy (Ranked 34 on Risk 2 (Zone) Ladder) on January 27, 2006 at 13:25:27:
Three ducks walk into a bar.The first duck says " gimme a beer ".
"Sure" says the barman " and wots your name? "
"Huey"
"Had a good day ?"
"Sure have , been in and outa puddles all day , wot more could a duck ask for , its been great "
The second duck orders a beer.
"And wots your name ? " asks the barman.
"Duey" says the duck.
"Had a good day ?"
" Fookin brilliant mate , in and outa puddles all day , a ducks dream " says Duey.
The third duck orders a beer.
" And i guess you must be Louis ? " says the barman.
" No " she says as she flutters her eyelashes " i'm Puddles ".